15 Proofs That You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts by axelrocks17

Category: General Fiction
Series: The Number 15
Rating: K ‡ Genre: Comedy ‡ Warnings: Crack
Summary: Yet another one of my insane 15 lists, written quickly at the library computer because I've haven't written a fic in SOOOOOO long, and it's starting to wear on my conciousness.

Author's Notes:

Dedicated to my poor, geeky (although I'm not one to talk) friend Chase and his 'Church of Google'.

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15 Proofs That You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts
by axelrocks17

Proof #1: You find yourself laughing insanely when someone calls you heartless.

Proof #2: You really hate it when people talk about Kh as 'that weird game with those Disney characters and the weird Japanese people'.

Proof #3: You write fanfiction.

Proof #4: You find that your keys have more keychains than actual keys on them.

Proof #5: You desperately hope that one day a boy with spiky brown hair (or long silver, depending on your tastes) falls from the sky and sweep you off your feet.

Proof #6: You are fearful of the dark and the things it hides...You don't want the bad ant-thingies to rip your heart out.

Proof #7: You're proud that you're considered a 'Nobody' at your school.

Proof #8: You draw fanart more often than normal art.

Proof #9: You LOVE Shiro Amano's artwork.

Proof #10: You have recorded scenes from the games and watch them often.

Proof #11: You weep over Axel's death.

Proof #12: You don't believe in plastic surgery, just grab a high-tech coding device and try to encode the human heart.

Proof #13: You actually want to lose your heart so you can see what your Nobody would look like.

Proof #14: You're reading this.

Proof #15: You swear, that even though the gameplay isn't particularly hard, and the Disney aspect of the storyline has almost no contribution to the good part of the game, that Kingdom Hearts is the best game franchise ever. Despite the fact that there are tons of games out there that you KNOW are better, you just can't get over the fact that KH just plain ROCKS.

Home Search Help Contact Us Log In Categories Authors Titles Series Recent Featured Challenges The Tens	Category: General Fiction Series: The Number 15 Rating: K ‡ Genre: Comedy ‡ Warnings: Crack Summary: Yet another one of my insane 15 lists, written quickly at the library computer because I've haven't written a fic in SOOOOOO long, and it's starting to wear on my conciousness. Author's Notes: Dedicated to my poor, geeky (although I'm not one to talk) friend Chase and his 'Church of Google'. - Text Size + [Reviews - 10] 15 Proofs That You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts by axelrocks17 Proof #1: You find yourself laughing insanely when someone calls you heartless. Proof #2: You really hate it when people talk about Kh as 'that weird game with those Disney characters and the weird Japanese people'. Proof #3: You write fanfiction. Proof #4: You find that your keys have more keychains than actual keys on them. Proof #5: You desperately hope that one day a boy with spiky brown hair (or long silver, depending on your tastes) falls from the sky and sweep you off your feet. Proof #6: You are fearful of the dark and the things it hides...You don't want the bad ant-thingies to rip your heart out. Proof #7: You're proud that you're considered a 'Nobody' at your school. Proof #8: You draw fanart more often than normal art. Proof #9: You LOVE Shiro Amano's artwork. Proof #10: You have recorded scenes from the games and watch them often. Proof #11: You weep over Axel's death. Proof #12: You don't believe in plastic surgery, just grab a high-tech coding device and try to encode the human heart. Proof #13: You actually want to lose your heart so you can see what your Nobody would look like. Proof #14: You're reading this. Proof #15: You swear, that even though the gameplay isn't particularly hard, and the Disney aspect of the storyline has almost no contribution to the good part of the game, that Kingdom Hearts is the best game franchise ever. Despite the fact that there are tons of games out there that you KNOW are better, you just can't get over the fact that KH just plain ROCKS.


Disclaimer: The characters, settings, etc., of Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, and Kingdom Hearts II are the property of Disney, Square-Enix, and Nomura Tetsuya. The original plots and any original characters featured are the property of their respective authors. These authors are in no way associated with any of the aforementioned groups or individuals. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.